Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Love Cats!


UK EXCLUSIVE!


Dr Informed can exclusively reveal to UK readers that the fragrant Patricia Hewitt is a big fan of cats! This news is a shocking set back for Dr Rant's latest research findings that people with more than two cats are 'lunatic self-pitying hypochondriacs who smell of urine and waste doctor's time'.

In a touching and heart felt interview in the latest edition of I Love Cats, Patricia reveals the huge part that her six cats play in her life. She says:

"I'd be completely lost without the love and support I get from my cats Dave, Graham, Hugh, Sharon, Norman and little Tony. Some days it seems that everyone else thinks that I'm an incompetent idiot with a voice that could grate cheese, but my cats always make me feel special."

She also takes the opportunity to remind readers that nothing is her fault at all, and that Simon Eccles says she's really nice and utterly brilliant.

14 comments:

heidikraut said...

I am rather disturbed by the phrase 'smelling of urine' - surely if it's on Dr Rant's blog it should be 'stinking of piss'.

The Angry Medic said...

Aww, Patsy likes her catsies!

Speaking of Dr Rant, I was just over there, and guess who I spotted joining their team? I say to you, sir, A-HA.

So what, it's going to be one post a month here, is it?

Dr Informed said...

I have indeed been colluding with my old chum Francis Rant lately, and some of my artistic and creative output has been gracing his hallowed webpages!

This winter has also been a busy one in the illness stakes, and I've taken a bit of a battering along with my patients, so the rate of publishing has suffered!

I'll try to be more productive, but Dr Rant is always a good read.

Heidi - 'stinking of Piss indeed'. I'd puit it more subtly as a 'nitrogenous aroma' personally.

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